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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 09:52
They put up a sign reading
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
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So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
The big, bad bond market could derail Trump’s big, beautiful bill - vox.com
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
What are the latest interior design trends in 2025?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
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Loons and Moons
Then came..
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
No way
Bitcoin bears bet against BTC’s rally, but a short squeeze could follow IF… - AMBCrypto
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...